friendster days...tsk tsk .. :p

f you're Asian you GOTTA take this quiz

If you're not, just do it anyways :)

So, how 'asian' are you?????

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia

[x] You were born in Asia

[ ] You use the term "Azn"

[ ] You think DDR is cool

[ ] You've watched lots of anime

[ ] You like Korean drama

[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone

[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race

[ ] You eat rice almost everyday

[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 3

[ ] You style your hair

[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster

[x] You speak languages other than English

[ ] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents

[x] Your parents have high expectations of you. im not sure if it is just me or they are just being subtle ;)

[x] You always get A's/B's on your report

[x] You do/did Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting

[x] You know your multiplication table

[x] You play badminton or table tennis

[ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 10

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship. this is C ---> first part correct. second part wrong.

[x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)

[x] You're not the only child

[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February

[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do

[ ] (If you're a girl)You prefer white guys over asian guys (If you're a guy)You prefer asian girls (Only physically ;P)

[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted

[ ] You can do the rubiks cube

[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house

[x] You play video games

X's so far: 18

[ ] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home

[x] You have karaoke at home

[x] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt

[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times

[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house

[ ] You own a gaming console

[x] You play a musical instrument

[x] You don't wear shoes in your house

[x] You can use chopsticks

[ ] You get nothing if you do well in school. it is independent. wether or not i do well in school, there is no correlation to wether or not i get something or nothing

X's so far: 24

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day

[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod

[ ] You don't like football

[ ] You have a curfew

[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means

[ ] You know what purikura is

[x] You like bubble tea

[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come

[ ] You've played final fantasy

[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 27

[x] You know what bok choy is

[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"

[x] You have a tutor

[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before

[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"

X's so far: 31

Total X's: 31

Your total x 2

Result: 62%

13-year-old father

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

WATCH THEM!

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Little family ... Alfie, Chantelle and baby Maisie

Lee Thompson

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

Secret

He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.

But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.

Devoted ... Alfie holds and cuddles Maisie

Lee Thompson

After that Alfie’s family told only those closest to them for fear he would be “demonised” at school.

Chantelle gave birth to Maisie on Monday night after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex.

Last night she told The Sun: “I’m tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labour but otherwise I was quite excited.”

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Chantelle told how she discovered she was expecting after going to her GP with “really bad” stomach pains. She said: “Me and Alfie went. The doctor asked me whether we had sex. I said yes and he said I should do a pregnancy test. He did the test and said I was pregnant. I started crying and didn’t know what to do.

“He said I should tell my mum but I was too scared.

“We didn’t think we would need help from our parents. You don’t really think about that when you find out you are pregnant. You just think your parents will kill you.”

But Penny figured out what was going on after buying Chantelle a T-shirt which revealed her swelling tum.

Chantelle admitted she and Alfie — who are both being supported by their parents — would be accused of being grossly irresponsible. She said: “We know we made a mistake but I wouldn’t change it now. We will be good loving parents.

“I have started a church course and I am going to do work experience helping other young mums.

“I’ll be a great mum and Alfie will be a great dad.”

Caring ... Alfie bottle feeds his little daughter

Lee Thompson

Chantelle and Maisie were released from hospital yesterday. They are living with Penny, Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a rented council house in Eastbourne. The family live on benefits. Alfie, who lives on an estate across town with mum Nicola, 43, spends most of his time at the Steadmans’ house.

He is allowed to stay overnight and even has a school uniform there so he can go straight to his classes in the morning.

Alfie’s dad, who is separated from Nicola, believes the lad is scared deep down.

He said: “Everyone is telling him things and it’s going round in his head. It hasn’t really dawned on him. He hasn’t got a clue of what the baby means and can’t explain how he feels. All he knows is mum and dad will help.

“When you mention money his eyes look away. And she is reliant on her mum and dad. It’s crazy. They have no idea what lies ahead.”

Dennis, who works for a vehicle recovery firm, described Alfie as “a typical 13-year-old boy”.

He said: “He loves computer games, boxing and Manchester United.” Dennis, who has fathered nine kids, told how he was “gobsmacked” when he discovered Alfie was to be a dad, too.

He said: “When I spoke to him he started crying. He said it was the first time he’d had sex, that he didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come.

“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.”

Lovely

Chantelle’s mum said: “I told her it was lovely to have the baby but I wish it was in different circumstances. We have five children already so it’s a big financial responsibility. But we are a family and will pull together and get through.

“She’s my daughter. I love her and she will want for nothing.”

Last night Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.

“At the same time this is symptomatic of the over-sexualisation of our youngsters and shows the policy of value-free sex education just isn’t working.”

Britain’s youngest known father is Sean Stewart. He became a dad at 12 when the girl next door, 15-year-old Emma Webster, gave birth in Sharnbrook, Bedford, in 1998. They split six months later.

if i have "ku-ku" (rofl)

If I Were A Boy Lyrics

If I were a boy
even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
and throw on what I wanted and go

Drink beer with the guys
and chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
and I'd never get confronted for it 
cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
so they'd think that I was sleeping alone

I’d put myself first
and make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’ll be faithful,
waiting for me to come home, to come home.

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake,
think i'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
you thought wrong

man:you know when you act like that i dont think you realize how it makes me look or feel
Beyonce: act like what yo why you so jealous aint like im sleepin with tha guy 
beyonce:what 
man:what... (laughs)
i said why you so jealous aint like im sleeping with the girl
But you're just a boy
You don't understand
and you don't understand, ohhhh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man
You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you're taking her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

But you're just a boy

the root of the problem

how true....


Woman has Man in it; 
Mrs. has Mr . in it; 
Female has Male in it; 
She has He in it; 
Madam has Adam in it; 
No wonder men always want to be inside women! 

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back betweenthe legs of a woman.... 
Why? 
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:  MEN tal illness  MENstrual cramps  MEN tal breakdown  MEN opause  GUY necologist  AND ..  When we have REAL trouble, it's a  HIS terectomy.  Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

£500 ticket home!

OMG!!!!

i want to go home!!!:((((

innovative!

remember the word we learned in KH?

btw, KH = kemahiran hidup. :p

USAHAWAN!

one of the ciri ciri of usahawan!

RM36 for 12 pieces

so....JCO....or big apple...

but im more of a Jco fan :p

YAM! my fav!

looks like mantou

'sweet' comes to mind

*shudder*

this one doesnt tempt me definitely

:(((((

top 10 reason for dating a pharmacist!

extracted from facebook!

Basic Info

Type:

Common Interest - Dating & Relationships

Description:

Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist: 1-Very clean life style and bed style too. 2-We are well trained to listen. 3-Drug Dealers….with a license! Hell yea.. 4-Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills…We play safe! 5-When it comes to measures we are precise, gentle, and got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! lol,don’t u just love Titration?! 6-We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where. 7-We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren't afraid to use them. 8-We do it over the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds all day long. 9-We never miss a target ;) oo-hooo 10-Love is all about chemistry, right?…Well so is Pharmacy !

that simple?

1. Free your heart from hatred.  

2. Free your mind from worries.  

3. Live simply.  

4. Give more.  

5. Expect less  
 

            Remember the 5 simple rules  
    to be happy:

 
 
 
 

No one can go back and make a  
brand new start.

Anyone can start from now and  
make a brand new ending.

God didn't promise days without pain, Laughter without sorrow,  
sun without rain,  
but He did promise strength for the day,  
comfort for the tears,  
and light for the way.

Disappointments are like road humps,  
they slow you down  
a bit but you enjoy  
the smooth road afterwards.

Don't stay on the humps too long.

Move on! 

 

 when i tell people this, they dont believe me. celaka betul! ekekekekke. MOVE ON! mustn't drag until like meesuah...pull longlong...lamien meh???-.-'''

 
 

 
When you feel down because you  
didn't get what you want,  
just sit tight and be happy,  
because God is thinking of  
something better to give you.

When something happens to you,  
good or bad, consider what it means.

There's a purpose to life's events,  
to teach you how to laugh more or  
not to cry too hard.

You can't make someone love you,  
all you can do is be someone who can be loved,  
the rest is up to the person  
to realise your worth.  

 
 
 
 

 
The measure of love is when  
you love without measure.

In life there are very rare chances  
that you'll meet the person you love and  
loves you in return.

So once you have it don't ever let go,  
the chance might never come your way again.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,  
than to lose the one you love because of pride.

We spend too much time looking for  
the right person to love or  
finding fault with those we already love,  
when instead we should be  
perfecting the love we give. 

 
 
 
 
 

When you truly care for someone,  
you don't look for faults,  
you don't look for answers,  
you don't look for mistakes.

Instead, you fight the mistakes,  
you accept the faults,  
and you overlook the excuses.

Never abandon an old friend.

You will never find one who can take his place.

Friendship is like wine,  
it gets better as it grows older.

Author Unknown  
Presentation by Cornelia

i will be a legend too!

sometimes, a third party could be helpful. they can see things better/clearly. supposedly. from an unbiased perspective.

however, this is not the case every so often.

hence, be wary and be aware of who the third party is.

of course, u cannot make a judgement merely by listening to one party. normally, the "victim" would usually distort the story and sell it.

oh weih!! I AM LEGEND rocks!!!!!

very nice! touching! and humourous!

will smith said "cmon! wish me happy birthday! u can throw me a surprise birthday party and i will even pretend to be surprised!" he said it to a german shepherd? as much as i dislike german shepherd, Sam is cute!

should watch! niceeeee movie!! :)

i love girls he said!!!

(1）随 便 (Whatever)
男 : Men: What to have for dinner?
女：Women: Whatever..

男：Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女：Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face

男：Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女：Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

男：Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea

男：Men: Then what you suggest?
女：Women : Whatever..


（2）都行 (Anything)

男：Men: So what should we do now?
女：Women: Anything

男：Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女：Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only

男：Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女：Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don’t u feel tired?

男：Men: Then we find a café and have drink
女：Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

男：Men: So, what you suggest then?
女：Women: Anything!!!


（3）看你 (You decide)
男：Men: Then we just go home lo
女：Women: You decide

男：Men: Let’s take a bus, I will accompany you
女：Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

男：Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女： Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

男：Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女：Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?

男：Men: Then what you suggest?
女：Women: You decide

男： Men: Let's have dinner first
女：Women: Whatever...

男：Men: Eat what?
女： Women: Anyting

（看看四下无人，杀了她......） (Look around... if no ones here, just kill
her....)

check your cellphone!

Very informative mail for you, please don't forget to forward.  Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????  Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 th 8 th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Phone serial no. x x x x x x ? ? x x x x x x x IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in China which is low quality  IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality  IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good  IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality  IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health MINE IS 01!! SO IT IS MADE IN FINLAND! wohoOOO!! MY NOKIA!!!!! :P yerr!! my cacated sony ericson bought here is made from CHINA! 02! yikess!!! so going to get rid of it!! :S