Saturday, 14 June 2014

dirty little secret

4.5 years old now. sigh. i admit, i lose control over him. his dad who is more calm can handle him better.

for now, i can only tolerate him 70% of the time. 30% of the time he will be whining or answering back..etc haha

anyway, we do have our little secret banter.

one day we were in a coffee shop and i went to the loo, with him. i can't put him outside on his own while i do my business so both of us went into the cubicle.

it was a squatting toilet, so i squat! and pee. he too, squat down and and lowered his head to check ME out! he says mommy! why woman don't have penis but water can still come out?

next, i was in the bathroom in our house and suddenly he pop his head in. yes, we don't lock our doors when we bathe ;)

then he caught me peeing into the toilet bowl, standing up! :p haha!

and he O.O. mummy! why did u stand and pee? only boys pee standing up. -________-


6 comments:

Unknown said...

why do u pee standing up???

curiositykills said...

lols u dont do that?

i do that because I'm lazy. don't wanna go up and down. haha

Unknown said...

of course i dont!! million!!! lols..wouldnt it result in a mess? haha..stimes my girl also ask me all sorts of questions that i duno how to answer hahhaha but we always try to come up with the best answer for her

curiositykills said...

haha no ar..wont be a mess..because im so pro at it! :p haha

i see..yeah..its difficult right..caught us off guard :)

thian said...

u are tall and u have long legs hence u can widen ur legs to stand up and pee! but damm so funny hahaha

u and kj.

shiafeihing said...

ahhahahaha short cannot? :p no such thing la. its aiming! ahhahaha
and also i know why, because i drink lots of water, so i have lotsa pee. so its like very deras, can aim. if small 'tap', then cant control. LOLS!