Tuesday 22 April 2008

incorrigible

maaan... this takes a bit to adjust to... the freaking long bitchy mails.... it's been ages since i hav been trained in reading these and replying to these.... goodness gracious... anyway rite.... DO U RELI NEED ******?!!?!??! i mean... u r in uk!! drink something dat's ukish... irish... scottish... english!!! it's onli for one year !! goodness.... and more if ************************************************************************************...oh yah... my gf like me.. no taste bud.. eat anything oso same taste.. bring her eat choc mousse she can say.. not as sweet as she thought... i will ask her later on la.. i dun think i will be bringing lotsa clothes since i get to wash them there and i might not even bother showering... ho ho ho... so freaking cold.. every single time i think of shower i shiver.. when i actually showered i froze... separate oredi? how come? bcoz the husband cannot belif dat monster is his offspring??!? and oh yah.. as with hol rite.. if u work in uk.. ur hols is like a month a year... so pretty much enuff time for u to go on ur insane trips here and there again... finally... WHO THE HELL IS *****?!?!? !?!??????? am i suppose to know this guy!? and my goodness.. u still keep in contact with those ppl?? u r the pretty much the only one left *********** i kept in contact with.. how r they man? cant much remember who is ****** .. the veli short one?! how bout ********? still style as ******** ever? hahaha .. eh wait!!! i still keep in contact **********!!!! and dat's about it... the keyboard.. just get a keyboard brush and wipe it with a slightly damp cloth ok liao la... wat for u go think till so freaking far.. eventually the thing is gonna breakdown anyway and u will throw it away.. protect so hard for wat??!?! and i dun hav fren dumb enuff to buy mbp lo... u r the anomaly... the outlier... the freak... the weird one... and this is long enuff i think... and u r probably not there anymore and go into hiding again...

you never fail to make me laugh unabashedly.and uncontrollably. be it in the vicinity of home, or worse, at public places like Starbucks or like now, Uncle John. Ugh!

me: look what look?

stared back at the malay girl.

heeh

answer with left ear

better to be safe than sorry?
sometimes u'd just have to believe...

German English

this is good..read out loud! 

Try reading it till the end

 

 

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.


Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.


Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.


By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as 
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".


During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.


Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.


Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

bitches congregate!

shhHHHHHH

fuiyohh... 
bising ah..

those people behind me are bitching about their husbands! and they were so loud it wasnt my fault that i eavesdropped!

sneaky me took this! ----->

opss...*shit*
the aunty looked over!

please dont catch me!

funny.
this place is full of bitches...and one of them is here typing this :p

"i admire her"










HILARIOUS!!!
Love this forwarded mail!!
:)))

i admire her too!
hats off!

eee yerr...what happen to the pictures in Suchan and Money Heong restaurant?
:(

by the way,
im really behind time.
there is a backlog of stories and photos to post!
sobs!

i need to speed up man! real fast.

havent had time to rave about redang and i'll be going off to another place soon.
i need to document it lar, for fear that i'd forget. much thanks to my goldfish memory.


ps: the pic above shows ......me....kissing.....something.... -_-"

Monday 21 April 2008

confession of a confection


Milano Sandwich RM9.80

Green Tea cake
the red bean filling is too sweet for my liking

this sandwich was darn delicious!
apparently, had to share with someone, albeit unwillingly.
boo
:)
Sunrise RM2.20
okay, thanks Flo for the correction. not Sunshine. hee.paiseh :)
i merely cant decide which photo is better comparing to the first one, so...?? wth? just post both lah! :)

Cream Puff

can't decide which is best.

Top Three would be the one here, Sun Moulin,  Riche Montana and Beard Papa (not in preferential sequence)
love 'em all




Steamed green tea
very soft and fluffy
the cake crumbles at the slight touch of my lips

************

aihss?
cant find my other photos again *pouts*

missing photos:
- cream bun (elongated shape) RM 1.70 Yum
-dorayaki RM3 find it too sweet

location: Sunmoulin at KLCC and One Utama (old wing)

Money Money Money. heard of it before? by BoneyM

Money heong meh?
Money busuk lah!
not to mention the billions and gazillions of germs!
ewWWW!!


interesting drink.
Honeydew Melon Milk Ice with Peanut & Corn


Now this is what we came here for.
Claypot Lou Shue Fun (i think my loushuefun's spelling is a little inconsistent aye?) :p

why do we come here for this?

dont play play ah..
this dish won an award before wan wohkay?

i think it was good!
i would have eaten more if i were hungrier and it wasnt 11+ pm. -.-

He says he wanted to belanja me prawns.
thus, another attempt at Butter Prawn.
Butter Prawn with butter and nestum
sobs
i was actually looking for sticky goeey kind of prawn.

this was actually my third trial of butter prawn. i seriously dont know what got into my head.

 why cant i be afraid of the dark upon seeing the ghost? "literal translation"

first was umm..forgot what the place was called. it was in Selangor and is famous for its Yam Noodle.
second try was in Hau Kee Seafood in Cheras.
and now HERE! and AGAIN!
i swear there wont be any more butter prawns.
gahhh

ikan pangang
thai style i suspect


oih? now what happen to the bbq pork photo?
the chef knows T so he gave us a little for sampling. foc.
thank you chef!

we also ordered MONEY mee.
i had rightly thought that it was money mee all along till weeks later, when T went to a 'dai chow'  and order man yee mee again.
sigh



Location:
Seri Kembangan
Behind South City Plaza

the bitching begins...

im going to start my rambling now.

there seems to be a backlog of story to share! *twinkles* and i dont know where to start! *smugs*

#1

did i enthuse about how terrific was the movie Black Hawk Down?

it was based on a true story written by Mark Bowden. it depicts the story of a Modern War, an American War and was reenacted by Eric bana, Josh Harnett and Exam McGreggor.

i love their hairstyle.

but as im blogging this, only did it occur to me, that how come the movie did not have a Heroin? hence absence of a love scene. 
ello, love scene could be as mild as kissing wohkay? *speaks with an indian accent. for a better imagination, picture Dr.Arun* ekekekkeke

back to their crown, they were temptalicious! isnt it unfair that they can carry off such hairdo without being ahbengs? or like thai kids? or any fashion-wannabes?

of course, the MEN in the movie were handsome. *drools*

BUT! this movie is only apt for the strong-hearted. especially girls who cant stomach gory details? this is a big no no.

#2

constipation can be distressing. atleast to me.

i had stomach discomfort few nights ago and i thought i could make chocolate brownie the following morning but boy was i wrong. it got trapped for more than 24 hours and only then did the bowel moves to set free the doo-doo.


my little p shares her trick with me, that is to drink a cup of hot milo in the morning :)

same goes for trisha.

on the other hand, yieng did toilet-training and now she can pangsai everyday.  however, this finicky imp HAS to do it at home. *smirks*


i had always been envious of lil p's (kind of) regular toilet break during lab sessions in semester 1 and 2. LOLS! *grin* :p


Like today, i had to mm-mm twice. why so mafan wan? :(

First was one quarter of a sausage. then the second time was three quarter of a sausage.

now why cant i produce one whole sausage altogether, i kept wondering.


what should i do to churn out a Drumstick?

i'd choose drumstick over sausages at any time of the day! O, no wait. depends on what kind of a sausage. i've vouched against eating processed sausages. i mean the typical ones that u would normally get in surpermarket, for instance Ayamas and whatnot. minus those in German restaurants, Jarrod & rawlins, taiwan sausages. ehee


#3

i should be on ferry, heading to langkawi yesterday.

babysis called me yesterday and i missed them an awful lot. they are excited to see me as well! she(babysis) said that mom would allow me to go if i were to ask.

i dare not broach the subject since i was home and i thought it was time. but i was wrong. the time hasnt come :( al-mighty mom insisted that i should stay home inasmuch as i would be leaving and yada yada yada...


fine. whatever.


#4

if you are wondering, 

about the deluge of posts,

............

merely because im at a loose end

not quite true.

i could always stay home and do a lot of other more resourceful things at entire afternoon. such as unpack the perpetual boxes. they are an eye-sore to mom. tremendous one. *heave a heavy sigh*


#5

why do mom have to tell every single soul who stepped into my house about my carelessness? about my lost phone? do you have to announce to the whole town?

grhhH


does she really have to remind me that i have lost a camera and a phone in less than 2 years, both valued RM3K?


and as if it was not bad enough, she had to accuse me of saying that it will not be the same if they were my money!

??????????

WTF!??

your money is also my money! my money is also your money!

does it make any difference if they were bought using my money? i countered.

she advanced by saying YES! IT DOES! ......blablabla......


heck? they are your money. BUT THEY ARE MY BELONGINGS!


*volcano*


and she had to keep on shoot across implicitly that she WILL NOT GET ME A NEW PHONE!

suc*er!


why cant u spare me? since i will be leaving as uve said?


two more nights.


right. she doesnt allow me to go ANYWHERE! not langkawi! not penang! i come out everyday after lunch and go home before dinner. which means i dont really see her 24/7.


she didnt cook today. prefers to go out with dad. she doesnt know the destination and yet she wants to follow. 


you are lucky they didnt finish eating the 'chap chai' last night.


this is about the only dish that i would eat overnight.


i reheated the vege at noon and licked em' dry before coming over to Uncle John. hee

had 2 big bowls! mmmmhHHH...


die die also i have to make her cook this again the next time im home. that would be in May.

but i have to do QC in the kitchen.


she complains that B****** cooks inconsistently. not everyone looks in the mirror you see. so i commented that her cooking is also inconsistent these days!

hah!

she deserves it!

who ask her to be cocky?

she is i tell you!!

she always praise herself! she can cook well! and fast! everyone loves her cooking! although she didnt utter certain things explicitly, but i will know lah! it is understandable!

before i rant further, i have to tell you something. people do like her cooking. most people do. because mom cannot cook for 4 mouths. she always need to cook more. i always have guests for dinner.

so...."everyone loves her cooking"....:( i can also say that not all her cooking is great!

:p

im a nasty child arent i?

double :p


because as much as i love her cooking, i also love babysis's cooking!


mom is so stereotyped!

she doesnt like sweet stuff so she doesnt cook sweet dishes! she does like thus does not cook or she does not know how to cook?

hee

i dont know. ive made a good point here. i shall bombard her tonight.

:p

right. im not done yet. so mom doesnt cook honey chicken...lemonade chicken....sweet & sour fish (my favourite! i only remembered she cooked once or twice when i was in primacy school.sobs)....


oh, mom cooked tamarind prawns on my request few days ago? and it was not as good as last time! and i blatantly remarked. haha!

you need to be able to take criticism to improve!


oh shit! mom's here to get me!

alamak!

ciaoz!

to be continued k? :)))




Sunday 20 April 2008

more hypo than hyper

had roti canai this morning!!
im indeed a happy person now
hee

and it was so kind of mom to drive pass this place and commented that they have commendable goreng pisang.
hey! mom would usually protest when i wanted those! thus it was unusual of her to make such claim.
of course, i told her i want goreng pisang!! :))
RM1 for 10 pieces!
they were crunchy and not oily! ;)

hmm, but my blood report says that my potassium level is HIGH.
boo. need to limit bananas now
sobs

dont understand what is with me.
apart from that, everything else is low.

WBC low
RBC low
HGB low
PLT low
Urea low

however, sodium and Chloride are Normal. phew

will be seeing the doctor on Tues when all the reports are out - HIV, Hep B, et al.
Will ask him about my health then.

i was asking mom if i should get supplements, you know, since i have low iron and all(detected previously), she was against it.
mom doesnt believe in processed things.
according to her doctrine (sweat), i can get all the required nutrients since i am orally tolerating.
grhh

can someone please help me to educate her? i get lazy talking sometimes. arguing and posing my views. its tiring.

i have many more stories to tell!!! but time is restricting! gotta chiao!

will come back earlier tomorrow
will explain about this photo tmr! ;)
toodles!

Water Lily


nasi lemak
good.

cendol.
not bad
ABC
gooD!
1/4 chicken
not bad.
prefer my nasi lemak
hee
yam
either steamed of fried
another satisfying dish
the dipping sauce was really good
spaghetti  :S

good chill-out place in Puchong.
it is opposite Jusco, same building as Binary College



Saturday 19 April 2008

Low

ive actually prepared few photos and few anecdotes to post today but im not in the mood now.

im temperamental.
so?

which girl isn't?

and i hate it when this happens.

why do we have waves of emotion?

ive always thought of the evil of miscommunication.

ive always tried to hold my horses.

a mere call could make me feel like ive run a thousand miles.

im tired thereafter.

i shall just pack my things and head home pronto.

lalatssss

there are so freaking many FLIES around here! ugh!!!
what a big put-off!! yaiksSSSSS!!!


meanwhile,

can someone tell me why, 

which i failed to comprehend,

the reasons behind why my mom can have the entire store room to herself, with fitted, made-to-order steel rack, 

where she stores all her belongings-mainly pots and pans, kitchen utilities, cookwares

and a collection of bed linens.

fyi, a few of her favourtite ones got stolen 15 yrs back, together with my snorkelling fins and masks, and dad's fishing gears.boohoo.


why why tell me why


and so why cant i have an entire room filled with clothes and bags and shoes?


my clothes are going to avalanche and there are more yet to reach home.


dad just came back from KL last night thus he helped me to bring home a few boxes of "rubbish".


i woke up earlier today and quickly unpack some and even so, the music began when she arose. predictably.*roll eyes*


does she have to denigrate them?

surely it will hurt, if not a teeny bit

:(


seeing that dad is back, i shall summon him to bring me to the best roti canai in town! just to cheer me up a little.


on another note,

i lost my phone.

the cacated motorola.

im missing it.

terribly.

worse is,

mom announced that she isnt buying a new phone for me.

dad said he would.

but mom countered by saying that i can use my own wage! thanks mom '__'

anyway, like hello?

ive only worked for a few weekends and how much do you think i can earn? (unless i can be like Sufiah)

so how can i possibly buy a phone with such meagre pay?


of course, she didnt know that my wage is to cover my diving course.

hah! *smirks*

S.O.B.

it never rains but it pours.


applause

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isn't this cool?

want to be so hebat meh?

:)




Friday 18 April 2008

venus and mars

read it OhKay!!
cause i took the effort to colour the words for a more pleasurable read
:p

HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER (all true facts)


            
NICKNAMES

            If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
            other
            Laura, Kate and Sarah.


            If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer
            to each
            other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


            EATING OUT

            When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
            £20,
            even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have
            anything
            smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

          
  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

            MONEY

            A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

            A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but
            it's on sale


            BATHROOMS

        
    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,

            shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.

         
   The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
            337. A
            man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

            ARGUMENTS

            A woman has the last word in any argument.

            Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
            argument.


            CATS

            Women love cats.

            Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
            cats.


            FUTURE

            A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

            A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


            SUCCESS


            A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
            spend.


            A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


            MARRIAGE

            A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


            A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
            does.



            DRESSING UP

            A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
            the
            bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

            A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



            NATURAL

            Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

            Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


            OFFSPRING

            Ah, children!


            A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
            dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite
            foods,
            secret fears and hopes and dreams.

            A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the
            house.


  
          ALL TRUE FACTS!!!!


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i met Wendy in Pyramid




shrimp

fries.
prefer CJ's


chili
what is this miss? i asked
it's a soup! she replied
rm4++
frosty.
complements the fries
the "soup" - beans, onions and beef
chicken
he claimed that it was a tad salty
but healthy nonetheless

i still prefer Carl Jr.
the food above summed up to RM27++

watched THE THREE KINGDOM after Wendy's.
unfortunately, i forgot to use the student card. sobs.
*we should not be that extravagant y'know*

gotta stop living decadently.


for the past few days, ive watched TomyamGung - fell asleep mid-show and Ron Clark's story. the latter tells a very touching true story of a teacher.


now i want to watch THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM!

anyone??