venus and mars

read it OhKay!!

cause i took the effort to colour the words for a more pleasurable read

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HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER (all true facts)

            NICKNAMES

            If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
            other
            Laura, Kate and Sarah.

            If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer
            to each
            other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


            EATING OUT

            When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
            £20,
            even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have
            anything
            smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

            When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

            MONEY

            A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

            A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but
            it's on sale


            BATHROOMS

            A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,

            shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.

            The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
            337. A
            man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

            ARGUMENTS

            A woman has the last word in any argument.

            Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
            argument.

            CATS

            Women love cats.

            Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
            cats.


            FUTURE

            A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

            A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


            SUCCESS

            A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
            spend.

            A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


            MARRIAGE

            A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


            A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
            does.



            DRESSING UP

            A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
            the
            bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

            A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



            NATURAL

            Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

            Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


            OFFSPRING

            Ah, children!

            A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
            dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite
            foods,
            secret fears and hopes and dreams.

            A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the
            house.


            ALL TRUE FACTS!!!!

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