Sunday, 13 April 2008

rib-tickler

this is really funny!!! good joke!!! =)))
      

      Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

      A pek:  Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
      Ali:      Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
      Apek:  ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
      Ali:      Apa probrem ?
      Apek:  Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut...
                manyak cinang semputloh ...
      Ali:      Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong.
                tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
      Apek:  Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
      Ali:      Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo..
                  lu lagi lambat pancut..
      Apek:  ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
      Ali:      ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
      Apek:  ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
      Ali:      Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens histrousers)
      Apek:  Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
      Ali:      Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
      Apek:  Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
                 Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
      Ali:     Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
                Bukan potong zaka la.... protonsaga.. ......
 

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8 comments:

kxin said...

million i tot lu juga ada potong zaka XD

curiositykills said...

lols! my bro. not me! muahahaha

kxin said...

dun bluff u got potong zaka jugak XD



Below Comment is 18SX :

So u love ridding on the potong zaka? XD Hahahahahaha kidding



iswara jugak potong zaka just different name from EON and Proton!!! :P

curiositykills said...

rofl!

horrr...kx pai si(hokkien)

no i dont like to ride on it but u cant den the fact that it is rather durable!
muahahAHAHAHHA!

kxin said...

hahaha my potong zaka is bloody red in colour :p by the way i'm going to send it for washing tomorrow... today just got ride by a few ppl :P

kxin said...
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curiositykills said...

ooOO...few ppl get to ride on it huh? how was it? fun? :))

btw, how much does a blow job cost? what is the rate in penang? :DD *muahAHAHAHAHA* beh tahan!

curiositykills said...

O, dint know can link yourself. cool! :)