cheeky-doodle Her Highness *bow*

*hey Hero!*

soOOO FUNNY! i tell u! its sooOOO FUNNNNNYYY!!

babysis called! and we talked and talked...

we bitched actually! haha! :p

and at one point!she said,

Uncle (her husband) jiang ni shou liao! (thin already) so u must eat more! must eat ok? remember! must eat!

i burst out laughing the moment she said that!!!

i was like " its ok! i know im fat already! everyone says so! " 

sheshhHH!!!

did i tell? no i didnt --->

past few days, was on skype with mom, not mom, but an entire party,

there was a party at home, to usher in CNY and also in conjunction with dad's bday. dad is one lucky arse. he gets to celeb his birthday during cny. 9th feb. he was lucky when i was home coz i would make it a rather big affair. but now that im not, his party size shrinked! nyiah! engkai!

ahahahahaha

:p

so then! i saw everyone thru webcam! and of course, they saw me as well!

bro's friends saw me too! *cover face*

ok..sorry peeps..but im a very conscious person! :p

anyway, yeah, everyone says ive prospered.

and i was like, mom? really fat the ah? *thinking that she would be honest *

mom replied with ENTHUSIASM " YEAH!"

that meanie! eheh

then she added, faster show 'lan ee' (Lan aunty) if ure thin or fat! *wtf*

show her your body!

-__-

i quickly lift my heavy ass a lil from my chair...so that she can see the bod la...haihhh...

i was a good sport, wasnt i? :p

i was like.." na...still slim la..."

forgot to add...'hai shi miao tiao"

:(

ehheheehhe

seriously,

very detrimental, mentally

pffttt!

and mom called today to tell me what she has packed for me.

~the cny goodies~

she went " u know Ah-ee giv u weird stuff"

?????

i was puzzled

how weird i asked

" she bought cream crackers?jacobs"

u told her to get u cream crackers?

why is mom so boring!

i told her that cream crackers here is expensive ma!

bring! i want i want!

i can dip into milo!

i pack milo for u already

yeah i know! so i can dip my crackers into milo loh!

what else did she get for me?

*excited*

what-jagung-crackers some more?

*mom? are u rolling our eyes as u said this?*

:( yes! i wan oatmeal!

yes yes! i want..err..i did miss it a lil la! i want mom i want...i want the jagung!

and there's oatmeal jacobsas well?

ok la..i bring oatmeal one for u

yes i want!

aiyah, bring all lah.

can they fit?

if got space just chuck them in lar plss

aiyo u know ah..those things!

i already pack many things for u.

the other cny cookies that ah-ee give u...u wont want one!

nah i tell what she give ar..

beehive biscuits (or rose bicsuit) u want meh? u want meh?

*mom? do u have to stress and ask twice? brrrr*

custard cookies! etc etc

u want meh?

na...u see what ive packed for u ah.

A.Y already give u 2 bottles (of cookies), and so-and-so give so-and-so bottles,

and i have 5 tupperware of diff cookies for u,

see? so u still want those that ah-ee gave u?

MOM!!!!!

it's written all over your *voice! or tone*!

that you are BIAS!

oOOO so what ah-ee wants to give me, u dont want to pack over for me?

so unfair!!!

peeps!

did u sense it?

mom wants to put all her things inside! but not those that babysis pass to her!

sobs!

oh! she said one more thing,

"what's this? what muruku?"

i said i dont know.

babysis did tell me she bought some snacks for me.

so i just tell mom i dont know what it is, but i dont care

i want!

i mean, atleast babysis has the heart,

to get things which she thinks i would like.

would be a surprise for me when i get it, cause i dont know what it is.

well, i WILL like it/them!

just bring them over!!!

oh, and i had to beg mom not to leave those other biscuits at home, those which were given by babysis, and which she doesnt want to pack them.

she must not leave them at home.

cause sometimes babysis's sister will hop over to my house.

cause when sometimes both orang tua go out-station,

they will ask her (babysis sister) to help oversee our house.

i had to plead,

ask mom to put them away.

mom was like,

no honey, i will tell An-ee,

but i will ask An-ee not to tell babysis!

*ok, today i hall introduce u people a new character in my life,

presenting.... 

An-ee to you! she is babysis's sista! :) *

she tengah kopek Petai ;)

NOOO!! i wailed!

mom! pls plSSSS i beg u please!

dont tell ah-ee as well! pleasee!!

please just remove them from our house if the bag cant fit any of the leftovers!

please jsut send them away!

u must! please!

you must not let her know u didnt pack them over!

alright, mom agreed.

phew!

mom's trying to be naughty

haishhh!

:)

eheeee

oh and i called mom again,

ask her to help me give angpow to Ah-ee.

mom was like " nolah, she wont take one"

"youre are not working also"

i dont care! just give her! i implored

who says im not? im working!

you didnt give me also!

AHA!

caught'ja!

you are jealous!!

nyee-nye-nye-nye-nye! *hum*

she is jealous!

ahahahahah

so i retorted,

dont worry. i'll give u when i go back.

same thing ma.

owe u first

*manja a bit*

;)

yum yum!

*waves*

toodles!