sex variations

Results of a recent research shows that there are 
7 kinds of sex. 

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet 
Someone and you both have sex until you are 
Blue in the face. 

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner 
For a short time and you are so needy you will 
Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner 
For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and 
You usually have sex only in your bedroom. 

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex 
* This is when you have been with your partner 
For too long. When you pass each other in the 
Hallway you both say 'screw you.' 

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun 
In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) 

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any 
More. She takes you to court and screws you 
In front of everyone. 

And; Last, but not least, 
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
* You g et a little each month. 
But not enough to enjoy your self. 

so what kind is yours? :D